Friends, Creatures, Dogs, Cats, and Gweebers:
I am in orbit about your planet and do not fancy spinning around this place for the rest of my unnatural life.... Listening to your signals. Ice on Mars? Some robot digs down and finds ice. Big Splac, I say. What's the matter with you people? Why don't you just go up there? Find out if there's ice, water, or Life-DUH. What are you waiting for? If America won't do it then.... well... Tell Toyota to build a hybrid spacecraft---ARGGGH. I guess they call this a link if you care to read about it. FA-LINK.
Come closer. Let me whisper this sweet nothing in your ear. Sure, I'm a A mobile mass of interactive gelatinous membranes supported by structural flexors and replicated retrieval processes. So, I can I whisper? Guess what? I can. And let me be the first to tell you: There ain't no life on Mars. BUT: There is tons of it outside this isolated crapshoot of a solar system. At least one of you Gweebers has the right idea on this: FA-LINK. (Dr. Stephen Hawking)
Regards,
FA-- ARGGGH--- ARGGGGH___
I have reluctantly been assigned to observe your planet earth. It was not my first choice, mind you, but I have no options. The Overlord, Uba told me quite simply that I would provide a running commentary on your planet or be tortured by Zambuto Cave Dwellers on Deneb VI. I have studied your early visual signals you call TV... I'm still thinking about returning to Deneb.
The Friendly Alien
About Me
- The Friendly Alien
- Tau Ceti, Cetus
- ME: A mobile mass of interactive gelatinous membranes supported by structural flexors and replicated retrieval processes. AGE: 951 earth years. STATUS: No option planetary assignment.
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