I have never been in this area of space before. Seems isolated with just the little pinpoint of a star out there. No matter how you look at it-These Gweeebers are very strange indeed. Legs, arms, heads- And they constantly move and won't shut up. What the Blac did you send me out HERE for, Uba? ARGGGG.... Their stupid broadcasts and podcasts. Doesn't anyone ever THINK about anything down there?
They're all divided up into sectors they call countries. Nobody shares anything. They live in houses and buildings. Big boxes. I am a Orthanian. Why would I build a box to live in? hmmm.... I just plop myself down and that's where I am. No big deal. But these humans. Everybody owns
a house or a car. And they keep moving and producing. This place will drive me insane. That is my real punishment, Uba... To have to write about these Gweeebers. ARGGGG....
I have reluctantly been assigned to observe your planet earth. It was not my first choice, mind you, but I have no options. The Overlord, Uba told me quite simply that I would provide a running commentary on your planet or be tortured by Zambuto Cave Dwellers on Deneb VI. I have studied your early visual signals you call TV... I'm still thinking about returning to Deneb.
The Friendly Alien
About Me
- The Friendly Alien
- Tau Ceti, Cetus
- ME: A mobile mass of interactive gelatinous membranes supported by structural flexors and replicated retrieval processes. AGE: 951 earth years. STATUS: No option planetary assignment.
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